I'm writing as I read through it.
I totally agree with #7.
I disagree with #6. Running between the places in Hyrule (it's the only violator I have played) on Epona rocked, and why do you think the dog stuff with pearls was there? Because some people (infact me) had a problem understanding the dog controls and such. It was more like a tutorial.
I agree with # 5, but they try a bit too much to be controversial and complain here. The instant failure quicktime I agree with though.
I agree with #4, except that they say that almost all games with swordfight have boring fights.
I totally agree with #3
I also agree with #2
I agree with #1.
Having said this, they complain way too much, and do not focus on which games actually did it right.
http://www.vgchartz.com/games/userreviewdisp.php?id=261
That is VGChartz LONGEST review. And it's NOT Cute Kitten DS