If You Made A Game, What Would It Be?

[Ouroboros24]

Okay, because you asked for it. Oh, it has to be on the Wii U for touch screen gameplay.

It's a porno. A story driven porno epic about a young man who was born unprivileged. One day, he meets a princess dressed like a commoner(ala Aladdin) in the market place where he works as a merchant's assistant. One of his talents is haggling and keeping a steady head during bad situations. The princess is hungry and is spotted by our hero. He has a keen eye for things out of place, this girl was not a commoner. Being hungry enough, the princess is whisked away from some dark figure promising food for a little of her services. She decides to take him on his offer and she's taken to a bordello not knowing what she's getting into. Our hero follows her into the den of whores and spots naked women of many different sizes and shapes shaking and offering their services to your hero. He gets a free sample of what they offer with each of them dancing and showing off for him. You have the choice to grab on, or move on from their offer. Once you've made your choice, you continue to follow the princess. Just as she's stripped naked and about to be taken advantage of, the hero springs forward with a blanket and covers her. You throw sand in the dark figures face, grab on to the girl's arms and run out of there like a bat out of hell. Along the way, the bouncers have taken to your presence and are in pursuit. You run from them with the princess locked in hand in hand to yours. You don't fight them, simply you avoid and out run(ala Zero Suit Samus). Finally you escape and take the princess to your apprenticeship. The master merchant decides to sell her, but you have better morals and run away from the master only to be stripped of your title as apprentice. The princess tells you she'll take care of it all and reward you for your help, but before she can, the royal guards come and take her back to the castle. The guards run you out of town and beat you to a pulp. The princess is the only reason why the guards left you alive. No longer an apprentice, naked and broke, you stow away in a ship and set sails for a new life promising to come back some day and to receive the princess's reward.

You travel to 5 new continents as you're making your way back to the princess. Along the way, you receive fighting lessons, master weaponry, tested on your intellect and of course power ups that make you more suave and experienced. You'll learn sexual positions shown to you by master sexmans, those who have mastered the ways of sex. Women, not unlike the naive princess of your desires, will introduce themselves to you as they start seeing you as a diamond in the rough. They eventually offer themselves to you as you've stolen their hearts, but you get to decide on whether you do the nasty or not, it's always going to be a choice. Also, straight out porno, no soft core stuff here--You're a hardcore gamer.

So, after travelling so long, and meeting the women of the world, you get back to your princess. You are no longer your former self. And the princess, she wants to run away again. She doesn't want the responsibilities of the kingdom. It's your job now, to be her way out. She doesn't recognize you at first, but when she does, she sees that you did that all for her. She tells our hero, "My life would be better off not spent learning the intricacies of royalty. I just want to be a normal girl." Our hero tells her, "I've been so many different people, seen so many different things and have wanted nothing to do with all of it at some point. I just know that I wanted to come back here for you." The two then decide to run away and travel the world. With the two gone off together, you may visit all the places you've been to and get into some freaky stuff with all the girls you've met. Three-ways, 4 ways, orgies, etc. It'll be your choice, as always. This game can only get as fucked up as the person you really are. It's your choice to be the good guy saving it for when you come back to get the princess, or you can man-whore your way from continent to continent. This game will show how depraved you really are.