What are the odds!!

[DMeisterJ]

d21lewis said:
*Final update??*

I hate Amy Shuman. As it turns out, this 19 year old ex-stripper/bitch has been playing me for quite a while. Most (if not all) of these coincidences were not simply fate. I'm not saying I'm a victim here, but I was definitely sold on a lie. Now, only after losing my daughter, fiance, reputation, and THOUSANDS (!) of dollars have I learned who was really responsible for my woes. You'd think I would be smarter than that, since it's my job to spot bullshit and all. I'm sure she's had many good laughs over me.

It's 7am. I'm just getting off from work. I'm sitting here in my empty, joyless house. No food in my fridge. Dirty laundry everywhere. Empty closets. And for what? A beautiful and intricate lie. My family's mad at me. My ex-girlfriend's family hates me. My co-workers know everything. My reputation is shit.

Oh well, that's my story. I'm leaving out a ton of details. Believe me, it would make for some pretty compelling television. If I didn't live it, I wouldn't have believed it was real! Anyhoo, I'm taking a break from the Chartz. I got GTA IV and Mario Kart Wii yesterday, so I was probably going AWOL around this time anyway! Take care guys. I'll be watching.

-D21

 

:'(

Sorry Zapp.