Coming soon, RPG Game. The main character is Clod Strap (as in strap-on, and that joke will be told bluntly). He's a parody of Cloud, because his hair is just like Cloud's. He also has the big sword. There are jokes about it being too heavy, but they won't be consistent of course.
See cameos by the metrosexual characters, but they will be obviously swishy gays this time. Okay, one won't be gay, and Clod will confuse him for a woman. Not he won't actually hit on the guy. He will say, "Man, I can't tell if this is a man or a woman."
As for the girls, there are Tits Lockthefanservice, with her enormous breasts, that constantly lactate for some reason, and Airhead Gayboy, whose last name won't really mean anything, and when Septictank tries to stab her, he will keep missing, and slicing off limbs, with lots of sprays of blood.
See a cameo by Soreass, with the Dildoblade, which is why he's called Soreass. Get it? Whoever gets "stabbed" by that blade will be whichever hot tabloid star turned old news 20 minutes before this comes out.
Anyone want to add some more?
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs
