llewdebkram on 20 June 2007
They should just change it so your character has been imprisoned by a group of ESRB / BBFC employees that have been mummified and zombified by an evil genius called Zack Thomas, the idea being to escape their clutches and bring freedom to the video game playing world.
As the characters are not meant to portray real people but the fantasy 'undead' what could they have against it.
