I started looking for the clue before I even read the OP.
I noticed that there were a lot of similar words or repeat words at the starts of consecutive lines, but I had to poke around in the responces until I saw someone mention to look at the thread title, at which point I literally LOLed.
Not bad. Probably took more effort than past threads, and there were some nonsense bits eliminated by skipping every other line, so I give it two thumbs up (out of two).
But from here on out it may get tougher to fool people or hide clues. I'm sure others were like me and knew there had to be a joke right away with this thread.
"[Our former customers] are unable to find software which they WANT to play."
"The way to solve this problem lies in how to communicate what kind of games [they CAN play]."
Satoru Iwata, Nintendo President. Only slightly paraphrased.