It is not a joke thread. For Rol, once in a while the internal pressure of fanboy hate and Ninty Lapdog obedience become too great and he has to let it all out in one big pile of smelling fanboy feces. Thats why he makes these "joke" posts. And to not tarnish his reputation and get him uncovered for the fanboy he is, he the claims these to be funny joke posts. But yes, he and evil ninty have an agenda here...
The only fanboys are the people who hate other consoles to help them feel better about their own.
It is a joke though, start the first line, then skip every other one and see what the original post says then.
Sarcasm is also often a kind of joke ;)