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Formula for writing a Wii Bash article.

1. Have Bias against Nintendo Wii (Check)
2. Analyze facts in as negative a way as possible (Check)
3. Have friends (or know people who have friends) that don't play Wii anymore. (Check)
4 Use lost of anecdotal evidence from small populations. (Check)
5. Make sure everyone knows how much better tech is in 360/PS3. (Check)
6. Complain about shovelware (Check)
7. Make fun of waggling your arms to play it. (Check)
8. Use a lot of stupid analogies. (Triple Check)


Yep, sounds like all the bases are covered here.