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Most of it makes no sense whatsoever. GT5P up against Lost Odyssey? Huh? I'll make a few matchups myself that make more sense:

Welcome to Consolemania 2008! Bolded are your Winners! 

Battle of the Gory Sci-Fi Action Shooters No Disqualification Match
Gears of War 2 vs. Resistance 2

Battle of the Kings of Stealth
Splinter Cell: Conviction vs. Metal Gear Solid 4

Battle of the Former Co-Employees Hair vs. Hair Match
Banjo Kazooie 3 vs. Haze

Battle of the Undeserved Hype Hell in the Cell Match
Fable 2 vs. Killzone 2

Battle of the Tactical Shooters or Zombies vs. Soldiers!!! Chicago Street Fight
Left 4 Dead vs. SOCOM: Confrontation

Battle of the "Things That Aren't Nearly as Big a Deal As People Make Them Out To Be" Bra and Panties Match
GTA4 Downloadable Content vs. Playstation Home

Battle of the Concept Videos Handicap Tag Team Match
Halo Wars and Alan Wake vs. Heavy Rain, The Getaway, Afrika, WarDevil and Eight Days

Battle of the Natural Fighters Octagon Shoot Fight
Ninja Gaiden II vs. Tekken 6

Battle of the Import Cruiserweights Six-Man Tag Team Match
Lost Odyssey,  Infinite Undiscovery and  Tales of Vesperia
vs.
Disgaea 3, White Knight Chronicles and Valkyria Chronicles

Battle of the "Thor's Stamp of Approval" Norse vs. Superhero Exhibition Match
Too Human vs. Infamous

Battle of the Big Community Fan Support Match
APB vs. Little Big Planet

Battle of the Weird Takes on Normal Sports Last Man Standing Match
Blood Bowl vs. Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds

Battle of the 1/3rd Games Midget Bullrope Strap Match
Command and Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath vs. Gran Turismo 5 Prologue

And we have a winner! With a score of 7-6, the Sony Playstation 3 wins our first ever Console Mania! Congrats to the winners and we'll see you next year! 



Tag: Became a freaking mod and a complete douche, coincidentally, at the same time.