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This has become a surprisingly good thread with lots of well-thought-out suggestions. Honestly I've been planning this thread for a little while, but worried that no one would take it seriously. So I decided to make it on April 1 just to mess with everyone even more.

But my plan failed, no one was deceived by my non-trickery. Damn.