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SOny recently released the spiritual successor to Dark Souls in the form of Bloodborne. Sony say its epic. Some say its stupid. I say its a really clever ploy to increase controller sales. I'm safe though...i've gotten a year's supply of Valium. So be warned SOny......Your clever schemes are no match for my rampant addictions. I could say that its now your "move", but that would just be a low blow.