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*Ahem* ... coitus makes me happy. Coitus gets me in a good mood. As far as why I don't focus on this... I am a man. We rarely make excuses for not wanting to engage in this activity. Women (at least the women I've met) constantly make excuses.

I have a headache.
It's too hot.
It's too light out.
I had a long day.
I'm exhausted.
I just don't feel like it.
I have too much other stuff to do.
I don't know you. Get out of my house.

Excuses galore. The moral of this story is that women take my happiness.