20 Sexiest Video Game Guys Of All Time

[Samus Aran]

Kerotan said:

Samus Aran said:
Kratos isn't sexy like at all. The derpy guy from xbx is sexier than him.

All those sexy Greek ladies he beds would disagree. 

Ancient Greeks ranked sexual relations between two males higher than between males and females. No male wanted to sleep with Kratos in GoW, so he can't have been too appealing.

Spartans had more sex with little boys than any other Ancient Greeks (pederasty, not pedophilia). ;)