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Ok, look at it another way.
I'm a chef.
I make excellent gourmet food at 60$ a plate which is perfectly seasoned.

When you receive a plate from me, should you even be allowed to add ketchup?

A lot of people would say yes. A lot of those people would rather have mcdonalds. A lot of other people would say, "let them go to mcdonalds".

 

Oh oh, even better:

I make bourbon whiskey. If the flavor is too intense for you, have yourself a wine cooler instead. I don't make wine-coolers.

EDIT: Should Mario have a hard mode?