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Versus_Evil said:


A: My nipples

Q: You awake to find me staring at you, what do you do?

A: tell you i was never asleep and starting right back at you the while time.

B: if you could kick a chicken in the nutts and gain chicken super powers, would you?

 

Edit: since i was late in all fairness i will answer the question above me.

A: i would lick my armpit and fly like a cacoon.