Sorry but no.
None of the points you claim work for me.
1) I have liked a small handfull of Nintendo exclusives over the last 3 consoles and thus far the Wii U has _one_ that hasn't even been released yet. I have been much better off spending my money on consoles with games I do want.
2) I don't participate in such things as like the Miiverse. I don't like 'hanging' out with my friends outside of actual in-game channels let alone total strangers.
3) The gamepad is an expensive failure of a controller. It just plain sucks and I have no use for such a thing even if it were cheap. I don't like taking my eyes off the primary screen and I have no need to use it as an alternative to my TV when my TV is in use because I'm the only one allowed to use my TV.
4) Tiny little toys for kids and adults w/ kids. No thanks.
5) This is your only possible good point, except imo I regularly run into Nintendo Zealots instead of just normal gamers who play games. Also too many kids. I don't like to interact with kinds. I'm too old for that crap.
Edit: Upon reading apparently this is a joke thread. Oh well. Still stands. Nintendo offers people like me nothing. I'm not anti-Nintendo per se, im anti-current-Nintendo products.
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