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ok I did some mind simulation and some of these achivements aren't harder than they seem. Heres my plan to get some of these.

Quadruple Bypass: Heal a teammate who's taking fire from 4 enemies at once.
-get behind a heavy at bridge in insta respawn 2fort server
Group Health: Work with 2 other medics to deploy 3 simultaneous uber-charges.
-Just follow another 100% uber medic and wait for him to use his, then activate your uber and quickly shift targets
Autoclave: Assist in burning 8 enemies with a single uber-charge on a pyro.
-best bet would be the begenning of dustbowl stage 2 where all the BLUs are crammed.
Intern: Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life.
Specialist: Accumulate 10000 heal points health in a single life.
-I'm hoping this doesn't mean actual damage. If it counts healing a full health target, I can just sit in the intel room in 2fort healing a camping engineer.
Bedside Manner: Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own.
-If you have a friend that would cooperate with you this is really easy.
All you need to do is heal each other in the set-up time of gravelpit or dustbowl and get the Surgical Prep achievement, then both of you should get bedside manner

I'm not even going to try the ones where you uber another class because they're simply IMPOSSIBLE to achieve under a normal match.

Uber a scout and get 4 kills?  WHy would you waste a uber on a scout thats way too weak to kill 4 people in 10 seconds.
Punch 4 people with Heavy? Good luck even getting close to them.
Destroy 8 buildings with Demoman? Opponent team has to be retarded to cram 8 buildings nearby.

I always liked Valve but this...what the hell are they thinking.






crappy old school NES games are more entertaining than next-gen games.