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so the first super mario bros. movie was a muddle of sci-fi nonsense which had nothing to do with the license. if, however, there were to be a "new" super mario bros. movie, whom would you cast? provide mario character, and then provide actor (need not be a professional actor).

i'll start things off with two suggestions.

mario played by tom selleck.

koopa troopas played by mitch mcconnell (r-kentucky).