I suffer from Sleep Paralysis. Does anyone else?

[Mistershine]

DMeisterJ said:

Flow said:

DMeisterJ said:

--OkeyDokey-- said:
@ flow & meso

lol as I said, I DID think it was a ghost at first (that or an alien abduction...)
I was traumatized for weeks after it happened intially.

It happens regularly now, maybe once a fortnight. You can get medication....but I don't want it.

What the hell's a 'fortnight'?

When you spend the night in a fort, because of fear for ghost attacks.

 

Forts won't save you though

Joking or serious?

Since there's no "/sarcasm" at the end, I think serious, but it sounds like a joke.

Do you seriously not know what a fortnight is?

It's 2 weeks. But flows answer is much funnier.