Widespread Virginity Threatens PC Master Race With Extinction

[ZyroXZ2]

Gilgamesh said:

ZyroXZ2 said:
As a PC gamer, I'm not a virgin. I just got pussy yesterday.

*meow*

HUSH Mittens, I'm not in the mood right now!

Also, the article was clearly written by a console gamer. PC gaming isn't cheap (if you're serious), and you get a 404 error when trying to find money on a console peasant.

Your clearly not a true PC gamer, go back to church and become a born again virgin to qualify.

Any true PC gamer would not have made the "your vs you're" mistake.

You clearly are a console peasant.