azrm2k said:
stof said:
rocketpig said:
stof said:
"So anyways, I've kind of liked you for a while and when I posted your bikini pic on an internet forum for videogame sales discussion, people said that while your breasts could be a bit bigger, you were still pretty cute so... You want to go out some time?" |
It should be added that this line would best be accompanied by you randomly jumping out of the bushes next to her while she's walking home. |
Too dependent on foliage. Make your own bush costume and just follow her home. Make sure your bush outfit is lightweight. There's a high chance she might start running really fast and you want to be able to keep up. |
We're on a gaming forum. Don't use bush costumes. Just throw a cardboard box that says "The Orange" over yourself and sneak around behind her. |
And if she's startled at your sudden appearence, break the ice with this classic:
"Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them!"
If she doesn't laugh immediately just repeat the punchline.
