Widespread Virginity Threatens PC Master Race With Extinction

[ZyroXZ2]

As a PC gamer, I'm not a virgin. I just got pussy yesterday.

*meow*

HUSH Mittens, I'm not in the mood right now!

Also, the article was clearly written by a console gamer. PC gaming isn't cheap (if you're serious), and you get a 404 error when trying to find money on a console peasant.