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I'm not going to say the U.S. is the best country in the world, but is definitely one of the better ones. Our country is so diverse, there is a state for everyone.

If you want to live with intelligent people move to Massachusetts.

If you want to smoke weed move to California.

If you want to get a tan move to Florida.

If you want to be preppy and pop your collar move to Connecticut.

If you want to choke on smog move to New Jersey.

If you want to be a racist move to Alabama.

If you want to be a cowboy move to Texas.

If you want to go skiing move to Colorado.

The rest of the world might hate us, but why do they all want to move here? Like I said, there is somewhere for everyone here.



^Guy pissing on Microsoft Sign

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