Screamapillar on 22 December 2014
To be fair, there hasn't been a draft since The Vietman Police Action (War). It's not as if we're (US male citizens over the age of 18) scared to open our mail, worried that at any moment we'll be called into service.
We'll have plenty of warning, and plenty of notice if and when that ever does occur. (Hopefully never).
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
