Zanten on 12 December 2014
He does look a lot like him, absolutely, though if he's just training twice a week, he might have a great deal of trouble living up to the original. o.o Seriously, Half of what I heard Bruce Lee had done in terms of physical prowess sounds like a bad Chuck Norris joke. I'm not even sure where to draw the line between fact and fiction; 1 inch punching a man so hard his target stumbled back into a chair. Able to move so fast he could take a penny and leave a dime in your hand before you could close it. Crazy stuff.
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