Nintentacle on 10 December 2014
(Title is a reference to Sonic X: So Long Sonic)
Oh Sonic, oh Sonic, the one with blue fur.
Oh Sonic, oh Sonic, your Boom had weakened.
From One to Generations, I've been with you all along.
Through 3D Blast, through '06, but now It's so long.
Big Red Button made Knuckles a Big Red, your legs too long, and I hit my head.
I've bought all your games, but not this time. You can weep, you can weep, but I've made up my mind.
You said "Too slow", but Sonic Boom came out too fast.
You said "Too slow" once again, but now you're the slow one.
When SEGA stopped ruining you, they handed you over to people who did.
If SEGA takes you in, and makes you all better, I still won't return, for I stopped playing anyway.
So Long, Sonic.
