" Hello ,im Burt,a Goomba with a valid citizenship of koopa kingdom and active social security
im going to tell you about the day i died.
i was just walking along, minding my own business, watching the unnaturally tall open pipes coming out of the ground when i saw a short,chubby guy,with a big moustache walking in my direction. he was heading straight towards me but i didnt budge from my path(hey i pay my taxes).so without any provocation, this horrible man jumps 10 feet into the air and my life flashes before my eyes.my childhood, faces of my wife and children,etc.its all over in a flash, dreams crushed, a family deprived of an income, all because of that monster. and i hear now hes a freaking hero!!!is there any justice in this world?(sob sob)"
now this is a moral issue ive always thought about since SMbros as most of the goombas and koopas are just walking around and mario makes it his business to crush them under his weight
your views on this?
"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murders will foam up about their waist and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...
....and I'll look down and whisper "no."
- Rorschach
