I fear my offspring, if it conquered half the world (and it would by age 12) I don't think I'd get my own country, if I'm lucky I'd get a holiday dedicated to the day he had me decapitated. My genes are too damn good, and usually I burn my used condoms just to make sure none of those damn little guys crawl out and kill me in my sleep then sex with my wife.

You can find me on facebook as Markus Van Rijn, if you friend me just mention you're from VGchartz and who you are here.









