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Today is Walt Disney's birthday. To celebrate, i'm gonna play some Kingdom Hearts. I really want to visit DisneyLand, but unfortunately, i've been banned. Its not as bad as you think. It was a simple case of mistaken identity. I mistook mickey mouse for a gerbil when i visited last year. He was not amused. Twas a good thing Richard Gere was there with his proctologist. Apparently, he has one with him at all times for some reason.