Screamapillar on 05 December 2014
It needs to manage to last a single generation, first. It's completely burnt out everywhere except Japan, and even there it's not selling all that well. Low software support has completely crippled any chance that system had.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
