DJEVOLVE said:
Gather around it's story time.
Once upon a time, a long time ago. Sir lord Evolve was walking down a path of the gods. Sir Lord Evolve was puffing on a magical blunt. As he walked in the city of the wind, he was pleasantly feeling hi and nothing could ruin his day, accept this one thing.
As Sir lord Evolve was walking he felt wind on his face and wait a minute, heat on his back legs. . As he was ah puffin, puffin away a cop cruiser had snuck up behind him on the path of gods.
In total disbelief Sir Lord Evolve panicked and threw the said leaf rolled choice of smoke as far as he could, rather then the smart choice of eating it whole. The wind caught it and brought it right down in front of said Sir Lord Evolve.
The tyrant stepped out of his fancy carriage, this is when the everlasting day of beauty went dark. Sir Lord Evolve put his hands up only to be slammed against the carriage hood, however Sir Lord Evolve did not put up a fight. The tyrant of the day continued with his midieval ways, With the carriage door open, the tyrant slammed Sir Lord Evolves head into the upper trim of said Carriage.
I'm afraid this was not the end of dark days, back at the towns lockup. Sir Lord Evolve was treated to being slammed against a wall, harassed to give up names and what ever said Sir Lord Evolve may have, even though this is all he had. The story ended with Sir Lord Evolves case being thrown out by said young Lords Defender of the courts. The END!!
While this is funny, it's a true story. Cops do not act as you think they do. Lucky I put my hands up right away, I could have been shot or beaten a lot worse. Cops are supposed to be held to a higher order then us people, not at the same level, they are there to protect you, even from your self. Even in MMA fighters are taught choke holds that are not to kill, cops should know all these rules to protect it's own citizens. Your supposed to bring them to justice, not in a body bag. There are many ways of doing this.
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