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Nintendo exec 1: Hey, how Pokemon did this year?
Nintendo exec 2: Well, I think... I think... we have a problem
N1: What happened?
N2: It... it... God, it sold millions, we got a lot of cash. High profits.
N1: No!! It can't be!! How? Now... what we are supposed to tell the shareholders? That we did lots of money? IO can't say that!! They will be pissed off!!
N2: I think we should... I don't know... Stop shipping? Maybe drop the price to 1 dollar so we start losing money per game sold?
N1: Quick, let's do a meeting. We need to stop all this cash coming in!