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When the time is right, you'll know.

*puts on glasses and sits in rocking chair*

You see Billy, girls are like video game consoles. Everyone you know has one, and they tell you how much fun they have when they stick their discs in them. What they don't tell you is the downside to video games/girls: They're expensive. They demand a lot of attention. Sometimes, they break your heart, and you have to send them back to Microsoft. Also, if you don't put the games in their cases, they can get scratches. On the plus side, Gears of War 2 comes out this year. What were we talking about now?

Anyway, eat your vegetables.