De85 on 11 April 2008
Here's some great ones from Demetri Martin
Saying "I'm sorry" is the same as saying "I apologize," except at a funeral.
A quick way to start a conversation is to say something like “What’s your favorite color?” A quick way to end a conversation is to say something like “What’s your favorite color…person?"
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he’s persuasive.
Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be a winner and a loser at the same time.
Hiking is just walking where it's ok to pee. Sometimes old people hike by mistake.
