Have you ever been arrested?

[Mistershine]

Drunk and dissorderly, if unable to stand is classed as dissorderly anyway.
Also when I was younger I overheard 2 kids talking about a bike they'd nicked and stashed in a hedge, so I procede to 'borrow' said motor vehicle and get busted by the law. Nicked for nicking a nicked bike. What a numpty.