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Everyone thinks that console wars are stupid and pointless, but they are wrong. Dead wrong. My hatred for Xbox is based on sound economic principles.

I have a PS4 and i am happy. But if you have an XB1 and you are also happy, then that is twice the happiness. Hence, there is inflationary pressures on my happiness due to an excess of happiness and now my hapinees is worth less because of YOUR stupid hapiness. The only way to increase the value of my hapiness with my ps4 is to destroy your hapiness with your XB1. Its basic economics.

 

Here's a graph that explains the whole thing:

 

 

 

Note - Nobody with a WiiU is happy so its all good