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ganoncrotch said:
alrightiwill said:
My ex-gf is american and sends me loads of stuff from the USA for Black Friday, looking at these prices... I might need to be more friendly soon :D

Jk, we're on great terms and she'll totally get games for me... if she doesn't steal them for herself -.-


Your Ex sends you games... are you relationship Jesus? what is your secret? I'm guessing you have a pretty amazing sex tape and she is at least a B+ list celeb?


I wish!! haha nah we just ended because of circumstances, long distance so we're still good friends though

 

My secret: I have a 9" dick made from chocolate that ejaculates money