Sexy Time, Marry and Kill a Console.... (8th Gen Edition)

[Twilord]

Am I allowed to bottom? Because if I set up the Wii-U correctly I could use the Wiimote as a dildo and then control it with the gamepad.

If not then I'll definitely marry the Wii-U.

So, I guess I'd kill the Xbone because the PS4 is, as hardware goes, oddly attractive.