insomniac17 on 09 April 2008
| jcarrey4 said: It’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. — Has been attributed to Abraham Lincoln, Mark Twain, and others |
lol, I love that one too. only the version I heard goes like:
It's better to keep your mouth shut and be though a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
here's a really gross one, but I couldn't stop laughing after I read it:
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
