Why isn't samus in a mario kart game?

[Captian_Twig]

Oyvoyvoyv said:
@ Captain Twig

So you thought the fireworks were simply rockets sent up for fun? You're soooo naive!

(Not meaning any official offence, only un-official)

Ah! Curses! I know that meant for something. I guess the alien asking me to sign the petition wasn't just the aftermath of crack, meth and 10 hot dogs. (Note: No, I didn't take crack, meth, and eat 10 hot dogs at the same time.)