You're not nearly as entertaining as I am.
And no, I'm not drunk. Last week I got so wasted I was hungover for two freaking days. One of the most miserable nights I've had in a long time. Sitting in the shower with cold water on, puking down the drain. A week later the thought of even a beer makes me feel sick.

You can find me on facebook as Markus Van Rijn, if you friend me just mention you're from VGchartz and who you are here.









