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"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

"If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance."

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."