skip on 09 April 2008
albert einstein
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
woody allen
"Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love."
Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
