Game reviewers are always bitching and MOANING about how HARD it is to review games. They have a point in that games are REALLY LONG. However, there are other reviewers that have an even HARDER time with reviews. This i can say definitively from experience. I had to be hospitalized this week due to my new job as a reviewer due to dehydration and cramping. That's right, my reviews almost cost me my life! Trust me, reviewing PORN is a job for only the most elite amongst us. Do they have any idea how long it takes to review a 1 hour movie in 5 minute intervals?
Now i have to explain to everyone why i'm being treated for tennis elbow when i don't even know the rules or own a racket. Worse yet, its not even covered by workman's comp or my insurance! Thanks obama. One young lady in the business was kind enough to offer me free treatment, but i dont understand how making a fist is going to help my elbow.
Things can also get quite confusing. I gave a movie "2 thumbs up" and had to spend an hour explaining where to put the second thumb. So, just for clarification:
