This is gonna take awhile:
- Long cutscenes
- Quicktime events (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
- Overly linear environments
- Lengthy exposition
- Escort missions (!!!!!!!!!)
- Convoluted plotlines
- Forced or poorly implemented motion controls
- Grinding (!!!!)
- Girly Men
- Anything to do with WWII
- Party Games
- Six hour long games
- Invincible enemies
... I could keep going all day. That was just two minutes of me thinking. There's plenty more.

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