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Presumably your lifetime expectancy is cut in half or worse on Mars, do to the cosmic radiation.

And you're probably going to be eating crap most of the time.

And you're probably going to hate the other assholes you're sent out there with.

And even if they do get steady communication to work, during certain times of the year, expect a delay of over 40 minutes, because fucking electromagnetic waves doesn't go any faster than the speed of light. How's that for bullshit.

So no, I haven't applied.