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im not from `merica but i will help u, i have allready a slogan for u...
"Toaster guy, better than flying, uhh i mean obama., homies"

do u like metal? if yes we can praise u as the first black president.

only thing i ask for is changing the pledge of allegiance back to the Right one(well anyone before 1954 would be okay for me)