forest-spirit on 09 October 2014
10. Animal Crossing has not been classified as an illegal drug
9. Terranigma has not been added to VC
8. No Bayonetta in Smash Bros.
7. No Advance Wars
6. No Eternal Darkness
5. No Minecraft: Nintendo Edition
4. No Valkyrie Profile
3. Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze won't be the best selling game of 2014
2. No Metroid
1. No Legend of Zelda
Edit:
Yup, didn't read the OP and never will!
