1 Million autographs needed to stop Uwe Boll's crappy game movies!

[MontanaHatchet]

Let's not make the poor fellow cry. Either he's a sadistic bastard who enjoys the pain of us watching his movies or he's an innocent fellow who's in denial of how bad his movies are.

Or a third option is that he thinks that one day he might actually make a good movie, and to that I say, no!