a.l.e.x59 said:
Bodhesatva said:
Sup, I'm here to give ya dawgs the 411: this topic is hella lame. |
1. Sup? Why do I keep thinking "7UP" when I see "Sup?" It's not even a word. It is an over simplified, abbreviation of the phrase, "What is up?"
What is up? --> What's up? --> Whats up? --> Wuts up? --> Wussap? --> Sup? --> Up? 2. I'm? Who abbreviated words like "I'm," "they're," and "aren't?" Why are people too lazy to type phrases like "I am," "they are," and "are not?" Like what the fuck? It takes 0.25 seconds longer to type "won't," than "will not," and looks twice as nice, and professional. Also, why can "will not" be abbreviated to "won't," and "wont?" How hard is it to add a stupid comma between the "n," and "t," never-the-less, type both words in full length? I am --> I'm --> Im 3. Ya? You mean "Yeah." Is it that hard to type "e," and "h?" Just because the "e," and "h," are useless fucks, does not mean that you should ignore them. Yeah --> Yah --> Ya (Ye) 4. Dawgs? Abbreviations are stupid, and lazy, but this? This is the complete reverse! So that must be a good thing, right? No... It is not... Why? Because even though "dawg" is longer than "dog," it looks incredibly retarded. Also, we are not "dawgs," so why did you call use "dawgs?" We are human-beings. I forgot what the unabbreviated form of "isn't is. Isn't that sad? Actually, no, it's not sad. I'm not sad right now. WTF? "WTF" doesn't even make any sense. Dawg --> Dog 5. 411? I wont even begin to state why that is wrong. It doesn't even make any sense. It is a phone number for crying out loud. By the way, even "By the way," doesn't make sense. I'm not by anything. "Crying out loud" does not even make any sense. I am not crying out loud. I am so used to all of the abbreviations, and sentences, that do not make any sense, that even I find it hard to not use them in my posts. 411 --> 0 (operator) 5. Hella? Another word, that is not abbreviated, but bothers me as if it were. Since when is there an "a" at the end of "hella?" It looks like a regurgitated way of saying, "Helena," which is name. Hella --> Hell |
